اﻷميرة والمهر

This is an mkultra movie created by the Kochinski and Boose family. Sean Kochinski is an actor in this movie. He is the brother of Vaush (a well known socialist streamer) who is known for constantly allude to the fact that he would like to have s**x with equines and has defended CP in the pasy. Is it a coincidence his brother is in a movie? I think not. Mark Kochinski, the father of these monsters is a big exec in Hollywood and has no doubt passed on this behavior to his Vaush son. He is closely related to the Brzezinskis and the wife Julie Anne Boose comes from some sort of creepy old blue blood family, also I wouldn't be surprised if they also instilled this horse thing into their son.

Yes. The acting is very bad. Don't get me started on the horrible costumes and ridiculous mustaches!! But... My kids love this movie. And I have to say I've seen it a million times and it still just makes me laugh at the obvious horrible parts. But the story has a good heart. And it's not drawn out and boring. I don't have silly songs stuck in my head for a week. And I can handle watching it over and over! The characters after about the 3rd or 4th time I've seen this are more relatable then ridiculous. Yes I can see a royal trying to be a normal person. Yes security guards are not hired to be an actor. They are corny but it's ok. Give it a try. Better yet watch it with your kids and laugh and have fun! It's not a $100,000,000. Budget Production and that's ok. Sometimes a fun, simple colorful movie, a bucket of popcorn and the kiddos laughing is all you need at the end of the day.

Not great, but if you compare Princess and the Pony to other Asylum movies like Titanic II it is really quite easy to see which is the better movie. Princess and the Pony did have flaws. The one-liners and dialogue manage to be both cheesy and flat(Oh, I like me some black licorice is such a cringe-worthy line). The story has its charms but is altogether rather predictable, and while a nice and identifiable angle the princess' struggles to fit in were just dealt with in a rather tame way. Bill Oberst Jnr's villain is too over-the-top too, it is a character we've seen many times before- in variations and literally- and he didn't really inject much threat or menace because his acting was throughout forced in alternative to natural. His somewhat stereotypical moustache was very fake-looking also, obviously stuck on with glue and at times it comes this close to falling off. And lastly the violence was taken too literally and realistically, when the villain waves the gun in the girls' faces it was rather too dark and violent, the tone just didn't fit with the light-hearted feel the rest of the movie had. And this complaint is not from an over-sensitive parent, though they are most likely to pick up on it, but from a 21-year old student. Flaws out of the way, Princess and the Pony does look good, nicely shot and with pretty scenery and no noticeably fake special effects(well apart from the moustache). Easily one of the Asylum's better looking movies. The only noticeable moment that came across as cheap was a stormy rainy night scene, which looked as though it was coming from a very powerful hose-pipe. The soundtrack also infuses an infectious energy and is quite catchy too. The animal scenes are remarkably charming and touching too, and the princess and the pony's chemistry and their obvious care for one another will entrance younger viewers, very sweet. The morals(virtue and friendship amongst others) are good ones, that kids and adults alike will appreciate, done in a way also that doesn't talk down or at people. Fiona Perry is a bundle of joy in the title role. The mother and aunt figures are sympathetic as is the performance of Ron Hajak and the bumbling sheriff cliché is made more tolerable by a fun performance from Jonathan Nation. The pony is just adorable. Overall, not great but decent, one of The Asylum's more tolerable outings. 5/10 Bethany Cox