Dungeons & Dragons

I have just watched this film for the first time, & can confirm it is worse than what I had heard it was. Now as a rule I don't always take note of reviews of films, even if they are bad, as certain films can be bad & still quite enjoyable, even if the acting & plot are okay. Unfortunately, this is not only all the above, but also pretty tiresome & downright tedious as well. The main unknown (to me anyway) leading threesome are all dreadful & from this showing awful actors as well. Justin Whalin is just laughable & one of the worst heroes in a long while. Probably since Val Kilmers appalling performance in The Saint. Zoe Mclellan is pretty enough (which probably explains away her deficiencies amongst other reviewers) but is still dreadful. The worse though is Marlon Wayons, whose performance is not only awful & completely unfunny, but also of a racist nature. The rest of the actors are also bad, but at least the likes of Jeremy Irons, Bruce Payne & Thora Birch, know they are only slumming it, & are at least decent actors if the material is there. The plot is also weird & ridiculous, with no explanation of what is going on, & the upsetting thing was that the poor dragons couldn't have snacked on the lot of them, which would of at least made it a happy ending, for us & the dragons anyway. If you want to see a well acted & well made fantasy film watch Lord of the Rings instead.

This movie was corny! It deserves a turkey! It was so low budget! Jeremy Irons was cheesy in this one. The rest of the cast was just as cheap. The special effects were lousy. Oh! I forgot the story! What type of imbecilic group of people would make such a raunchy film based off of such an unpleasant obsessive board game? One point, one the heroes named Snail gets killed. I mean that's beastly! And in the end the good guys turn into sprinkles—stardust—and fly away. That's stupid! This film is sooooo poor. It's sad, really! I hope that was enough clever adjectives to make you not see this "off" movies. But if you want to see it, well it's your life. I can't control you, but that was my advice.

Man this movie is bad. First off, I'm a huge D&D fan. I had dreamed of a D&D movie for a long time, so when I heard that one was finally being made I was ecstatic. Joy quickly turned to horror within the first few minutes of this horrendous film. This movie's gotta have some of the worst acting I've ever seen. The special effects, which are a huge part of a film of this nature, are ridiculously bad. Granted, given this films budget, one shouldn't expect miracles. The only enjoyment you might get out of this movie is to invite some friends over, have some drinks and snacks handy, and just have a grand time making fun of this abomination. At least we have Lord of the Rings to look forward to.......