Hitchhiker Massacre

Kidnapping, imprisonment, and unnecessary surgery? Check. Sexy cast that gets a chance to be hot in the non-disgusting scenes? Check. A villain whose depravity keeps going further every time he's on camera? Check. Some twists that up the ante for no reason other than shock value? Check. Some laugh-out-loud moments? Check. I can't believe I'm going to be the first good review for this one. Not everyone should watch Hitchhiker Massacre, but if you're into the genre, you could- and probably have- done a lot worse. Lord knows I have.

Young female hitchhikers are taken and are harvested for organs and apparently chili. The character build up was bad. The early scenes were filmed as an unrestored 70's grindhouse with cell phones. Gore scenes are done in black and white. Not much of a story. Guide: F-word. Brief sex and nudity.

At the time of my review this had a 6+ rating, which means that a lot of dishonest people rated it far above what it rates - which is AVOID AT ALL COSTS. Just phenomenally bad acting, very little plot, horrible direction and just stupid scenes. The dialogue was unusally bad - just stuff a 10 year old could write. Please, trust me and don't watch this stinker.