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Jenna Van Muscles vs Maria Manic

Wrestling

Year2026

Duration0m

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7.8

Maria engages in a pose-off before the match, with Jenna in turn trying to eclipse her. Each woman shows off her incredible biceps, making us all wonder what would happen if these two powerhouses were to lock up and clash in the ring. Luckily for us all, that's exactly what's about to happen! Maria "graciously" offers Jenna a chance to exit the ring before the opening bell, stating she would hate to hurt Van Muscles. Of course, the latter ignores the offer and before long they're both locked up in a fairly even test of strength. A collar and elbow lockup does not end in a clear-cut advantage for either wrestler and neither does the fingerlock test of strength that follows it. What eventually turns the match around is Maria's willingness to take shortcuts, which goes unsanctioned because there's no official in the squared circle. Maria dominates throughout the match, and manages to trap Jenna in a Camel Clutch where even Van Muscles' incredible upper body strength is of no use to her. After she is released, Jenna hits a trio of Chokeslams. But is even that enough to stop Manic?