Sharks of the Corn

If you're looking for a high-quality, big-budget movie with name actors, SHARKS OF THE CORN is not your huckleberry. If you are, however, looking for a very low-budget, weird mashup of JAWS and CHILDREN OF THE CORN made by folks obviously having a lot of fun, SHARKS OF THE CORN should be right down your row. Some of the character names are even weird mixes of folks involved with JAWS. For instance Chief Schieder and Murray Benchley. I'm sure I missed more. So watch SHARKS OF THE CORN with your critical eye shut and your tongue firmly planted in your cheek and might just have some fun. I sure did.

So I believe there is a much deeper meaning to this movie than people think. Don't let me make you think the movie is bad if you don't. This movie is fantastic. Absolutely incredible. But if you look deeper there is something.....more. Stone hedge randomly appears every now and then and I don't think it's just stick footage I think there is something different something more. Something is fueling these sharks fueling these murderers and I don't think it's the corn. Stone hedge is something mysterious powerful and not of our world. This is something that truly sends chills down my spine. I don't even know where to start. Stone hedge is unexplainable it's too much it's just scary. I truly think the creators know what stone hedge is and are trying to say something and I want to know what but I'm still researching. Please help me through this. I know there is something more and I want help solving it. To the creators please help me let me know I and committed and will do what must be done.

This movie has me speechless. Wow! This movie is just something else. It's just so good. Like it's so emotional with the parents agonizing over there fallen children. I do have a complaint with the film there is not enough stone headges. Idk who plays "teddy bear" but he is a catch man this move is just so good.

All i can say is WOW. Can mr shark witch man eat me up? I'm hoping so. This movie would be painful to watch if it wasn't so funny. Idk if they were TRYING to make it funny but it worked too well. My new favorite movie omg.

This is even worse than all the sharknado movies (yes even the final one) combined! This is the worst shark movie imaginable. I expected some comedy-horror spoof on something or another. I was wrong, so very very wrong. This movie actually tries to take itself seriously! (I'm not kidding). And it's not one of those "so bad it's good" movies, no, it's just trash. It's not comedically bad, it's just bad. What's so horrifying about this? The fact a piece of garbage like this got released. DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME WITH THIS MOVIE, or if you do, torrent it for free, because it is NOT worth money.

Most normies don't get stuff like this. The genius of She Kills, House Shark, Halloween at Aunt Ethel's, Night of Something Strange... movies like that. My wife and I watch this all the time and love everything about it! Long live Zero budget movies! If "Annabelle" is your kinda horror movie, this one prob not for you.