Miss Rachel vs Zoe Lucas

There are squash matches and then there are SQUASH matches. Big bully Rachel isn't convinced that the spritely Zoe has what it takes to be the next big wrestling star from the U.K. Rachel isn't even interested in giving Zoe a match until she agrees to special "Squash Match Rules": First to 3 pins, with the first fall requiring a 3 count, the second a 5 count, and the third a 10 COUNT! As game as Zoe is to accept, you can't like her chances in this one... Any thought that Zoe might score even one pinfall goes out the window as Rachel just mauls her. She pummels Zoe with forearms and batters her belly before splattering her with a corner splash for the first three-count. The second fall is even more agonizing as Zoe is Headbutted, Bearhugged, and stretched out in a brutal Backbreaker. Rachel plants herself on Zoe's back with a Camel Clutch before dumping her in the corner and connecting with a Banzai Drop that earns a 5 count, and probably could have earned a 500 count. Down 2-0, Zoe is absolutely helpless to stop Rachel from delivering a Headbutt to the groin, a KO by running backside splash in the corner, and a huge Bodyslam. Rachel pulls Zoe up from a final 10 count, deciding she wants to choke Zoe until she admits that Rachel is the boss. Only then does Rachel put Zoe out of her misery with a ring-shaking sitting Senton Splash, a perfect metaphor for Zoe's crushed dreams.