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Stumbling upon the 2022 movie "Jurassic Domination" by random chance, I must admit that I immediately thought 'The Asylum. It can only be The Asylum' when I saw the cover and the title of the movie. But with it being a movie that I hadn't already seen, of course I opted to sit down and watch what writers Jason Tozier and Geoff Meed had to offer. And as the movie started, that logo showed up; The Asylum. And then I pretty much knew what I was in for here, so the expectations to director Brian Nowak's 2022 movie went from slim to none. And also having Eric Roberts on the cast list, as the headlining name, just wasn't winning me over. The acting performances in the movie were so-so. I mean, some of the actors and actresses actually fared well enough, taking into consideration the severe limitations imposed by the bland and generic storyline and script. And then other actors and actresses weren't faring just as good. The special effects in "Jurassic Domination" were fair enough. I mean, for a movie from The Asylum, then the CGI in the movie wasn't actually all that bad. Sure, it wasn't among the best of CGI seen in their movies, nor was it among the worst. "Jurassic Domination" is the type of movie you watch once, as a guilty pleasure movie perhaps. Then you never return to watch it again; I know I won't. My rating of "Jurassic Domination" lands on a generous three out of ten stars.

I was watching the series of Jurrasic Park/World, then I started this one thinking it was "Jurassic World Domination 2022" but it turned out that it's a cheap movie just copied the name and main idea of a movie coming to cinemas soon. They're sure that the real movie we want to watch is going to make a lot of money. I wonder since when are they working on this? I wasted my time watching this garbage waiting for the appearance of Chris Pratt, Bryce Dellas Howard and Jeff Goldblum, then I found myself at the end of the movie while I didn't have any fun. Neither did I see a good performance to say that writing is what was bad, even cgi wasn't good at all. I don't know who actually funds this bull sh##. I was having so much fun watching The Jurrasic's series one movie after the other, but now I don't want to continue anymore .

I was watching the series of Jurrasic Park/World, then I started this one thinking it was "Jurassic World Domination 2022" but it turned out that it's a cheap movie just copied the name and main idea of a movie coming to cinemas soon. They're sure that the real movie we want to watch is going to make a lot of money. I wonder since when are they working on this? I wasted my time watching this garbage waiting for the appearance of Chris Pratt, Bryce Dellas Howard and Jeff Goldblum, then I found myself at the end of the movie while I didn't have any fun. Neither did I see a good performance to say that writing is what was bad, even cgi wasn't good at all. I don't know who actually funds this bull sh##. I was having so much fun watching The Jurrasic's series one movie after the other, but now I don't want to continue anymore .

Operation Typhoon is transporting two assets. When the guard gets curious, the assets get loose. These happen to be two genetically modified allosaurus. The travel across the countryside. This is a military project headed by Eric Roberts. A group of soldiers are told to go after the two critters and use a specially developed stun gun on them. That is the film in a nutshell. And they are hunting them down indoors. Not sure how they got inside the building. This production is made by Asylum known for their "mockbusters" and they far superior "Sharknado" series. It was very boring. They could have stereotyped the two country yokels in the camper better. Or they could of had the dinosaurs stay in the park, opening trailers like a can of tuna. No such luck. Guide: No swearing, sex, or nudity.

Stumbling upon the 2022 movie "Jurassic Domination" by random chance, I must admit that I immediately thought 'The Asylum. It can only be The Asylum' when I saw the cover and the title of the movie. But with it being a movie that I hadn't already seen, of course I opted to sit down and watch what writers Jason Tozier and Geoff Meed had to offer. And as the movie started, that logo showed up; The Asylum. And then I pretty much knew what I was in for here, so the expectations to director Brian Nowak's 2022 movie went from slim to none. And also having Eric Roberts on the cast list, as the headlining name, just wasn't winning me over. The acting performances in the movie were so-so. I mean, some of the actors and actresses actually fared well enough, taking into consideration the severe limitations imposed by the bland and generic storyline and script. And then other actors and actresses weren't faring just as good. The special effects in "Jurassic Domination" were fair enough. I mean, for a movie from The Asylum, then the CGI in the movie wasn't actually all that bad. Sure, it wasn't among the best of CGI seen in their movies, nor was it among the worst. "Jurassic Domination" is the type of movie you watch once, as a guilty pleasure movie perhaps. Then you never return to watch it again; I know I won't. My rating of "Jurassic Domination" lands on a generous three out of ten stars.

What can i say, i seem to be the most stupid human on this planet. Or maybe im clinically insane. The definition of being clinically insane is: you do the same thing over and over again, expecting different results. So im watching the Asylum movies over and over again, hoping and praying, that they will at least create one movie, that is bad in a funny way, as the whole sharknado franchise is... But as always, its just bad bad, not funny bad, not theyre trying but failed bad, not if they had more money bad... Just plain bad As with most Asylum films, i watched about 10-15 minutes of this utter garbage before almost falling asleep and started to play bubble witch on my phone instead... Its the Asylum, do i really need to say something about acting, the effects or the script? Im pretty sure every person on this planet is aware by now, who the Asylum is and what they stand for... The worst stinker ripoffs you can imagine. So im proposing we start a petition to Joe Biden. So he will personally stop that company from producing any more "movies"... If neccessary bring in the military and shut it down with force. Anybody else thinking the Asylum can only be a big money laundering sheme??? Theres only so many grannies on the planet, that can accidentally buy the wrong movies for their grandchildren... They cant really make money with this "movies" right? RIGHT?