Art of Love

Actors 'Esra' and 'Birkan' are good actors and have something in common and that is both have cancelled series 'Kanunsuz Topraklar' and 'Yüz Yillik Mucize'. Then comes 'Art of Love' which bring them together to another failure project! Is it all about the money, or about something called Netflix algorithm -- I must do Netflix flic? There are so many heist movies from American movies, British movies, and Spanish movies, but this one 'Art of Love' tops them all with non-sense scenario, nerd dialect, and boredom story that someone cannot imagine. They could have done a movie with a much better and more elegant story and scenario. The only beautiful thing about this movie is the wonderful places where the movie was shot.

Actors 'Esra' and 'Birkan' are good actors and have something in common and that is both have cancelled series 'Kanunsuz Topraklar' and 'Yüz Yillik Mucize'. Then comes 'Art of Love' which bring them together all over again to another failure project! Is it all about the money, or about something called Netflix algorithm -- I must do Netflix flic? There are so many heist movies from American movies, British movies, and Spanish movies, but this one 'Art of Love' tops them all with non-sense scenario, nerd dialect, and boredom story that someone cannot imagine. They could have done a movie with a much better and more elegant story and scenario. The only beautiful thing about this movie is the wonderful places where the movie was shot.

God, all that budget they spent to the luxury cars. Europe tour and dresses just to inflate the bill should've just gone to a paper and a pen, or a Cork board maybe. Here is a minute to minute breakdown how awful this movie was: 00.37: Here our police officer is sexting with a guy and i must say even chatgpt is more sincere when it comes to sexting than these two. 00.50: Our romantic thief gets down from the roof he was on just to use the door. Not to mention he just needed a pin to breakdown to a security room of a museum. Also why the security room have an.apartment door bell? 01.07: I guess surveillance guys wanted some RGB lights on their servers. 01.30: Code on the computer said: IP CAMERA state: VULNERABLE. Honestly I laughed my ass off in this scene don't know about you guys but I suggest you do the same and cherish the slightest change you get to.laugh because this romantic "comedy" hardly contains any "comedy" 02.41: Guy says he is doing all this because he wants to help random underrated artists get some fame while literally cutting off their paintings and putting his signature black button that will only help him to get the fame as a mysterious thief. I guess I went a little hard on this show, saying that they don't do jokes. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I can do this all day but i leave the rest to the CinemaSins if he ever wants to review a garbage like this. I just wanted to underline the ones that happened even before film hasn't begun. Also: 03.21: INTERPOL AGENTS DO NOT CARRY BADGES OR GUN HOLLYWOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! BONUS 1- Alin changed 5 dresses in a single day including the one she went to sleep with. 2- Ozan ate/drank something 7 times out of 11 scenes he was in. 3 times of remaining which, he was on mission 3- Tables at the first party were so far apart that they probably use couriers instead of waiters 4- Guy does negative angle plank. Yeah. Yeah i know, With that kind of a.form. In summary as a struggling screenwriter from Turkey it's sad to see this kind of garbage gets produced just because someone is pulling the strings. I'm sure there are 13 year old girls on Wattpad who could do a better job than Pelin Karamehmetoglu that wouldn't inflate the bill for Netflix to the point that ALMOST could be accounted as a felony. I'm not going to step into the other bunch of cliched screenwriting this movie contains and you can email me if you disagree. That's about it. Bye.