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The movie start with a male pizza delivery driver, slice his throat by a ghost and a male customer scream after that! Turnout the victim is a girl named Astrid's boyfriend! She needs to find out who is the mastermind behind this murder! Entire film keep talking nonsense and no action at all! Have several victims slice their throat by the killer scene! Big spoiler ahead, the mastermind actually is the woman keep talking beside the mayor called Vera! She shot by the police officer in the end and die! I think the only good thing must be the two * pictures draw by the mayor in the film! Lol! Pacing too slow and not intense at all! Better go to sleep than watching this crap!

I've never seen Chris Parnell in a movie before, so that was interesting... This movie had some fantastic ideas and creativity, yet it was unorganized and poorly written. There were too many characters for the story it was trying to tell in 82 minutes. It was poorly paced and felt like it should have taken some more times with certain characters. The dialogue also was pretty bad at times with some dumb jokes that just don't work for me. I can't even remember any quotes besides "Wait, wait. So you're telling me that my pizza place is built on a gateway to hell?" Besides all the flaws in this film, I can still say I enjoyed it. You can tell it had a creative idea and Austin Vesely seemed very passionate about this project. I would recommend if you're in a mood to watch an 80s like B movie. I just wished this film was better because I love the idea and the world. It could have been a great film. (Also want to add that I am happy I didn't drive to Milwaukee to see this film in a theater on September 10th. I almost did that.)

I have admit this film 🎞 first got my attention because it mentioned there was a werewolf 🐺 in it. I should have known early on when they mentioned 40,000 ghosts 👻 walking casually among the public in the bordering city 🌃 this wasn't going to be a very scary movie 🎥. Hopefully the comedy would be entertaining enough. WRONG. It was about as funny as starring at a sick pig 🐖. The directors later introduced some asinine witches but this just made the whole thing even more ridiculous. The werewolf's makeup was the worst I've seen in years, slightly better than the acting though. I don't think the people who made this were taking it very seriously because it's not a B movie. It's more like a D- or F. And finally some scenes may cause you to lose your appetite 🤢 for pizza 🍕. Yeah, I gave it 2/10 stars simply because the actors kept straight faces throughout it.

Hands down the worst movie I've seen in 2018. It honestly fails on every front . Dialogue, acting, mystery , jokes , pacing and plot are completely terrible and fall flat in almost every moment ... well , except for when Paul Sheer goes way over board on the line that heads this review . But that took an hour and 19 minutes to get to. Things as simple as plot twists and the "who done its" are literally shown to you multiple times before there reveals making the entire thing pointless. The main joke of the entire thing is never funny and has been done better in low budget indie films from the early 2000s . I haven't turned off a movie in some time , but this one almost got me there. The only thing keeping me from giving it a 1 is its quality lighting and camera work. Theres nothing more odd or upsetting than a terrible movie that looks good . It's like a trick on the senses. Pass on this and save yourself the boredom .

Kingfisher (Joliet, Ill.) is a small city or big town where everyone drives a vintage car. (What was that all about?) It has a history of ghosts, demons, witches, and werewolves. 40,000 people died in the Halcyon Asylum and the city moved their ghosts across the river to Ghost Town. A pizza parlor now stands on that site. Pizza delivery people are dying. The police suspect the Yummy Yummy Werewolf (Chance the Rapper). The ghosts in the film look like regular people with white face. They talk and interact with the living as normal. One works at the Pizza Parlor. The picture was bad but fun. It normalized the supernatural although not quite as good as "Dylan Dog". Guide: F-word. No sex or nudity.

I expected B- Horror Comedy from the reviews and got C- Horror instead. Not once did I crack a smile, smirk, or snide. An up comer "Lakin Valdez" had the best role and lines, Zazie Beetz and Chance gave a good performance but didn't have any good lines. Paul Scheer and Chris Parnell must have taken this just to get a credit as they know a bad part when they see it. I'll assume Parnell threw the painting bit in to get a laugh, but it was a miss. Scheer is good at schlock comedy, but added nothing to make this watchable. It's not that the acting is bad, it's just a bad script that the actors didn't improvise/improve on. I suggest watching the trailer instead as it has the best 2 minutes this movie has to give.

Kingfisher (Joliet, Ill.) is a small city or big town where everyone drives a vintage car. (What was that all about?) It has a history of ghosts, demons, witches, and werewolves. 40,000 people died in the Halcyon Asylum and the city moved their ghosts across the river to Ghost Town. A pizza parlor now stands on that site. Pizza delivery people are dying. The police suspect the Yummy Yummy Werewolf (Chance the Rapper). The ghosts in the film look like regular people with white face. They talk and interact with the living as normal. One works at the Pizza Parlor. The picture was bad but fun. It normalized the supernatural although not quite as good as "Dylan Dog". Guide: F-word. No sex or nudity.

The movie start with a male pizza delivery driver, slice his throat by a ghost and a male customer scream after that! Turnout the victim is a girl named Astrid's boyfriend! She needs to find out who is the mastermind behind this murder! Entire film keep talking nonsense and no action at all! Have several victims slice their throat by the killer scene! Big spoiler ahead, the mastermind actually is the woman keep talking beside the mayor called Vera! She shot by the police officer in the end and die! I think the only good thing must be the two * pictures draw by the mayor in the film! Lol! Pacing too slow and not intense at all! Better go to sleep than watching this crap!

I have admit this film 🎞 first got my attention because it mentioned there was a werewolf 🐺 in it. I should have known early on when they mentioned 40,000 ghosts 👻 walking casually among the public in the bordering city 🌃 this wasn't going to be a very scary movie 🎥. Hopefully the comedy would be entertaining enough. WRONG. It was about as funny as starring at a sick pig 🐖. The directors later introduced some asinine witches but this just made the whole thing even more ridiculous. The werewolf's makeup was the worst I've seen in years, slightly better than the acting though. I don't think the people who made this were taking it very seriously because it's not a B movie. It's more like a D- or F. And finally some scenes may cause you to lose your appetite 🤢 for pizza 🍕. Yeah, I gave it 2/10 stars simply because the actors kept straight faces throughout it.